Signage

I have once again amassed a large amount of amusing signs that I've come across... let's take a gander!

GET THAT BABY

This is on a change table in a bathroom in the Hirabari Denny's. It suggests to me that, should one turn one's back for JUST A SECOND, the belt will fly open and the table will eject the baby with measurable force.

This one is a subway poster, and (to my admittedly limited understanding) it amounts to saying "STOP killing yourself you ungrateful peasants, you are inconveniencing EVERYONE with your cretinous and puerile behaviour". Shaming people into not killing themselves: the Japanese way. Of course this poster could be of something completely different, but that is perhaps why it's so hilarious.

Speaking of subway posters, these have been plastered on trains for the last month or so. No idea what to make of them. I enjoy Captain Jack Sparrow up there.